| A Mathematician’s Love Letter |
Posted by:
hema wadhwani
Source: Hema wadhwani
03/10/2008 |
De-Morgan's Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There
I saw your cute circular face,conical
nose and spherical eyes,standing
in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude
(likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my
heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can
solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should
not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me
by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as
an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10
at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order
derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function..
Yours ever
loving,
Pythagoras
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